Remember your roots but be yourself
Ура! Я еду в Индонезию! Завтра в 17:00 из Домобабово вылет. Вещи не собраны совсем. Комната похожа на мамабожемой. Вещи вперемешку с сувенирами, чуть тронешь - или матрёшка-неваляшка звенит в недрах кучи или колокольчик с гербом Москвы и флагом России, или тупо что-то разбила. Ибо это - не бардак, это - хуйдожественный беспорядок... по крайней мере хочется так думать.
Короче, сувенирами для друзей запаслась (спасибо TinySparrow за морально-физическую поддержку), на плеер фильмы закачала ("спонсор программы" опять-таки TinySparrow и JelizaRose), ЦУ сотрудницам раздала.
ВСЕ!
Терзает мысль, что еще что-то забыла... Вспомню, когда сяду в самолет, видать
Еще терзает мысль, как бы влезть в купальник, который на мне идеально сидел 6 килограмм назад...
Терзает, ибо понимаю, что нельзя впихнуть невпихуемое...
Ну ды ладно... Прорвемся.
Всех обнимаю! Ведите себя так, чтоб я вами гордилась (заметьте, "хорошо" я не написала
)
Кому интересно, еду сюда
Выбираю какой бы автореплай поставить...
1. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'
2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
3. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you
4.You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
at all.
5. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management
6. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
7. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message
8. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.' The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how
many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.
9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
10. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
11.Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
12. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
13. I've run away to join a different circus.
Короче, сувенирами для друзей запаслась (спасибо TinySparrow за морально-физическую поддержку), на плеер фильмы закачала ("спонсор программы" опять-таки TinySparrow и JelizaRose), ЦУ сотрудницам раздала.
ВСЕ!
Терзает мысль, что еще что-то забыла... Вспомню, когда сяду в самолет, видать
Еще терзает мысль, как бы влезть в купальник, который на мне идеально сидел 6 килограмм назад...
Терзает, ибо понимаю, что нельзя впихнуть невпихуемое...Ну ды ладно... Прорвемся.
Всех обнимаю! Ведите себя так, чтоб я вами гордилась (заметьте, "хорошо" я не написала
)Кому интересно, еду сюда
Выбираю какой бы автореплай поставить...
1. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'
2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
3. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you
4.You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
at all.
5. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management
6. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
7. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message
8. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.' The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how
many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.
9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
10. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
11.Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
12. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
13. I've run away to join a different circus.
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24.03.2008 в 00:03Удачно съездить и вернуться невредимой!
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24.03.2008 в 10:28Tiny, жду звонка
Enchanted Forest, тебе тоже оттянуться не по-детски!
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25.03.2008 в 10:44Kak je zdes' krasivo
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25.03.2008 в 14:17Хорошего тебе отдыха! Кушай как следует